NAME: Chippy Johansen
Secret ID: Charles Johansen Jr.
Occupation: Art Consultant, Former Artist, Former US Soldier.
Relatives: Chippy Johansen (Father), Chippy Johansen III (Son)
First Appearance: When I was born Dammit!!!
History: I'm Old Dammit. If you want my life story you should have been there.
Powers/Abilities: What the hell does this even mean?!?