NAME: Jaylactus, Devourer of Cheeseburgers (working his way up to worlds)

SECRET ID: Jason Antolik

OCCUPATION: Shropshire Slasher

GROUP MEMBERSHIP: As a cosmic being Jaylactus has little use for groups except for Thursday Night Comics at The Phoenix of Westchester

NOTABLE RELATIVES: Jaylactus is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. Most people won’t buy this, but thanks to The DaVinci Code more and more people are open to the possibility.

BASE OF OPERATIONS: N/A Jaylactus is a Gen Xer and is therefore too lazy to operate

1st APPEARENCE: Inaction comics #1, March 1976

HISTORY: Jaylactus was once a mere mortal like the rest of you until he became Comic Book Jeopardy champion. At that moment he ascended to higher plane to which few can ever hope reach. Before that he was just delusional. Now it’s real. Seriously. It’s NOT all in my… HIS head. His head. *phew*

POWERS/ABILITIES: Jaylactus possesses an Unearthly Reason when dealing with obscure, unimportant comic book trivia. He can also lift 100 tons under optimal conditions. Unfortunately, optimal conditions means being on a beach in Hawaii where he won’t have to lift 100 tons.