Michael Wendall Crane (Mike) is a young employee for Martin and Martin. While pretending to do work in the Office management department he spends most of his days reading sci fi fan-fiction, and contemplating ways he would stand up to his over bearing boss. While he knows that he is too smart for his job, he has yet to discover what he truly wants out of life. Which is how he ends up ensnared in his best friend’s bacchanalian plans.

Timothy Ernesto Ruiz (Tim) is also a young employee for Martin and Martin as the receptionist, which has not in any way hindered his sense of self. He frequently goes out partying, where he drinks heavily and hooks up with random girls. He knows that he wants to have as much fun as he can and why not share that fun with your best friend.